{"title":"Deities Anonymous Stories","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"the-gods-are-out-inn","title":"The Gods Are Out Inn","description":"Also available at: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B0753CSS1K?tag=matthewbuchman-20\"\u003eAmazon,\u003c\/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/books.apple.com\/us\/book-series\/id1258811630?itsct=books_box_link\u0026amp;itscg=30200\u0026amp;ls=1\u0026amp;at=10lmG3\"\u003eApple,\u003c\/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.jdoqocy.com\/click-8189319-12366831?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.barnesandnoble.com%2Fs%2F%2522Deities%2BAnonymous%2BShort%2BStories%2522%3FNtk%3DP_Series_Title%26Ns%3DP_Series_Number%26Ntx%3Dmode%2Bmatchall\"\u003eB\u0026amp;N,\u003c\/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/play.google.com\/store\/books\/series?id=dDgrGwAAABBeIM\"\u003eGoogle,\u003c\/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.kobo.com\/search?query=Deities%20Anonymous%20Short%20Stories\u0026amp;fcsearchfield=Series\u0026amp;seriesId=100e66dc-6b6a-539b-96cf-250348e25f2a\"\u003eKobo,\u003c\/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.mlbuchman.com\/us-intnl-store-links\/\"\u003eIntn'l \u0026amp; Other Stores\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSometimes even the most tolerant of Goddesses cant deal with the [shortcomings of the Gods.\u003cbr\u003eAfter 14 billion years as the Devil Incarnate, Michelle just wants a quiet beer with her friends.\u003cbr\u003eBut the Norse Goddess Freyja is on the verge of a nervous breakdown brought on by Odin and his odious son Thor.\u003cbr\u003eMacbeths witches are in the corner chortling over a new collection of dirty tales.\u003cbr\u003eThe bartender, a diminutive angel with a speed-talking disorder, has a mind of her ownwhich was not standard issue.\u003cbr\u003eWho does Michelle have to banish to get a drink at the Gods Are Out Inn?","brand":"M. 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