{"product_id":"life-coaching-for-analog-deities","title":"Life Coaching for Analog Deities","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-indent: .3in;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e“Well, I’m the Software That Runs the Universe. He logged in first, so he is God…” The voice paused then continued in a tone that left her shifting uncomfortably in her racing-flame-decorated black Converse sneakers, “…and you’re not!”\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e– Genesis 0:0,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e In the Beginning\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-indent: .3in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003eAccording to the Software That Runs the Universe, the place is no longer worth the trouble.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e Its solution? Reboot everything. The Software doubts anyone will care.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-indent: .3in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003eThe Archangels are too busy plotting a coup — disguised as \"Life Coaching After Disbelief\", a support group for out-of-work deities. The One-God and Buddha prefer a quiet game of chess. And Michelle, the Devil Incarnate, is down to her last nerve and running out of reasons to argue with the Software. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-indent: .3in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003eCatch-22: she lives here.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-indent: .3in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003eOut of options, she teams up with Henrietta, a foot-tall speed-talking angel, and recruits a pair of Boston tech journalists. Lea generates brilliant articles in an eyeblink. Cal treats deadlines like his mental notes — he never remembers them until too late. Including the one about not falling for his infuriating cubicle neighbor. But Cal’s spam folder has other plans for them both.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-indent: .3in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003eHenrietta believes they can save the Universe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-indent: .3in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';\"\u003eHenrietta also never once stops talking long enough to consider that she might be wrong.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Buchman Bookworks, Inc.","offers":[{"title":"eBook","offer_id":47972623319278,"sku":"da03-life-coaching-e","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47972623352046,"sku":"9781637211977","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0681\/0461\/8222\/files\/DA03-Life_Coaching-Cvr-Fr-1500.jpg?v=1777571825","url":"https:\/\/shop.mlbuchman.com\/products\/life-coaching-for-analog-deities","provider":"Buchman Bookworks, Inc.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}